It is obvious to anyone who knows anything that all our weather problems are directly related to manipulations by the “One World Government”. We are merely puppets and Guinea pigs in their vast diabolical scheme. They sit up there in their towers pressing little black buttons and KAZAM  a winter storm at the very end of May. The end of May? Come on. And then a week later the temperature is in the 90’s. No, my friends, this is no coincidence. Cold – Hot – Hot – Cold! What are THEY doing? They are trying to weaken California and drive our plants crazy so they won’t know what season it is. And then? And then they take over. Talk to your plants and tell them the truth! Scream the truth into their little green ears and shake some sense into them. And then? And then give them to your neighbors and friends and buy some more plants. Let THEM spread the word. Our plants, of course, come preconditioned at no extra cost to you.